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I remember Christmastime from when I was four:
SANTA: And what do you want for Christmas?
ME: WORLD DOMINATION! MURDER! SUFFERING! PAIN!
SANTA: o_o
FATHER: Ah, I've raised her well...
My father was and still is a corrupted bastard.
SANTA: And what do you want for Christmas?
ME: WORLD DOMINATION! MURDER! SUFFERING! PAIN!
SANTA: o_o
FATHER: Ah, I've raised her well...
My father was and still is a corrupted bastard.
Retarded Avengers OC (Avengewholock)
I have the most retarded Avengers OC. Like, omfg, I don't even see how she's a Stark:
Evelyn Stark had been told by John Watson about the TARDIS. She'd been informed about the controls, the programmes, the settings, the themes, the advanced technology put into it... Anything and everything that would make a typical Stark squeal and faint out of pure excitement. Saying Evelyn was curious was definitively an understatement. Matter of fact, she was MORE than curious; she was bemused with what she'd been told.
On a brisk morning in dreary, old London, Evelyn decided to make an unsuspected visit -- a cameo, in her own words -- to the infamous, b
Weeping Angels
Couldn't you just, like, blink one eye at a time. Like, you know, keep one eye open and blink the other and so on?
"The image will be etched into your mind and they can kill you that way."
Isn't that only if you make eye contact with them? I mean, if you look at them from different viewpoints every few seconds or so, and given that the image WOULD be etched into your mind, wouldn't it end up fuzzy due to vigorous eye movement and low levels of eye contact with the statue?
Yes. I've just found a way around the Weeping Angels.
Devious Journal Entry
"You're one of the smartest people I know!"
Because the smartest of people are the most depressed.
"You're one of the nicest people I know!"
Because the nicest of people are the loneliest.
"You have such a bright smile!"
Because the saddest of people smile the brightest.
"You're very wise!"
Because the most damaged of people are the wisest.
"Why aren't you ever ignorant?"
Because ignorance is bliss.
One of the Scariest Things You Can Say to Me
"My mum bought a new angel statue that looks like it's crying. I'm going to leave it at your flat, okay? Oh, and be sure to patch up that crack in the den's wall. It's beginning to get bigger!"
^My friend just said that to me. Fuck me...
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