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Once you think about it, there's not even the slightest possibility the world will end. I mean it's not the fact that the Mayans ran out of room to complete the calendar; the Mayan calendar ran out right around the time they were taken over by either Spain or the Aztecs. Perhaps, the two creating the calendar died while in battle with Spain or the Aztecs. Just to inform you, pretty much anyone can recreate the calendar. It's pretty simple. I've been doing it since 2009. Basically, all you do is get a piece of string and a stick. You measure the distance between stars, thus conjuring when a day shall end.
The Mayans went into war with both the Aztecs and Spain. Though in history books it says Spain, it has been predicted to be the Aztecs in which killed the Mayans? Why? The Mayans and the Aztecs had been at each other for years and years. Wars had already popped up everywhere within the two tribal camps.
Basically, the world isn't going to end whatsoever. So, why must you make such a big fuss about it going to end, when there's proof right in front of you? When there's proof right in front of your nose? Right /under/ your nose, if I do say so myself?
Just stop making a big fuss over the obvious. It's pretty annoying once you think about it. The whole, "OMGZZZZ (LOL that's the mating call for tweens everywhere.) THE WORLD IS GONNA END!!! STOP PAYIN' TAXEZZZ! GIVE CHUR MONEH TO TEH ATHEISTS!!!!" stuff is stupid. The Mayan calendar actually indicates the world won't end on a specific day. Just because a job is incomplete, doesn't mean you make a huge fuss over it. It makes you seem as useless as pants on a hooker.
Another thing I've been hearing about the end of the world, is that when 2+2=5 is proven to be correct. I'll prove that fact:
Start with: -20 = -20
Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5
Add 81/4 to both sides: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) + 81/4 = 52) 9 X 5 + 81/4
Rearrange the terms: ({2+2}) 9/2) 2 = (5-9/2) 2
Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5
Hence: 2 + 2 = 5
Another thing I've been hearing is about God ending the world on that specific day. I've been doing research on both of my family's religions, and basically God isn't going to end the world on that day. Why? The Bible indicates that God will end the world on a completely unknown out-of-the-random day. Why can you not understand this? Why are you letting stupidity take over your very senses? Don't let it be this way. Get some sense.
The Mayans went into war with both the Aztecs and Spain. Though in history books it says Spain, it has been predicted to be the Aztecs in which killed the Mayans? Why? The Mayans and the Aztecs had been at each other for years and years. Wars had already popped up everywhere within the two tribal camps.
Basically, the world isn't going to end whatsoever. So, why must you make such a big fuss about it going to end, when there's proof right in front of you? When there's proof right in front of your nose? Right /under/ your nose, if I do say so myself?
Just stop making a big fuss over the obvious. It's pretty annoying once you think about it. The whole, "OMGZZZZ (LOL that's the mating call for tweens everywhere.) THE WORLD IS GONNA END!!! STOP PAYIN' TAXEZZZ! GIVE CHUR MONEH TO TEH ATHEISTS!!!!" stuff is stupid. The Mayan calendar actually indicates the world won't end on a specific day. Just because a job is incomplete, doesn't mean you make a huge fuss over it. It makes you seem as useless as pants on a hooker.
Another thing I've been hearing about the end of the world, is that when 2+2=5 is proven to be correct. I'll prove that fact:
Start with: -20 = -20
Which is the same as: 16-36 = 25-45
Which can also be expressed as: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) = 52) 9 X 5
Add 81/4 to both sides: (2+2) 2 (9 X (2+2) + 81/4 = 52) 9 X 5 + 81/4
Rearrange the terms: ({2+2}) 9/2) 2 = (5-9/2) 2
Ergo: 2+2 - 9/2 = 5
Hence: 2 + 2 = 5
Another thing I've been hearing is about God ending the world on that specific day. I've been doing research on both of my family's religions, and basically God isn't going to end the world on that day. Why? The Bible indicates that God will end the world on a completely unknown out-of-the-random day. Why can you not understand this? Why are you letting stupidity take over your very senses? Don't let it be this way. Get some sense.
Retarded Avengers OC (Avengewholock)
I have the most retarded Avengers OC. Like, omfg, I don't even see how she's a Stark:
Evelyn Stark had been told by John Watson about the TARDIS. She'd been informed about the controls, the programmes, the settings, the themes, the advanced technology put into it... Anything and everything that would make a typical Stark squeal and faint out of pure excitement. Saying Evelyn was curious was definitively an understatement. Matter of fact, she was MORE than curious; she was bemused with what she'd been told.
On a brisk morning in dreary, old London, Evelyn decided to make an unsuspected visit -- a cameo, in her own words -- to the infamous, b
Christmastime
I remember Christmastime from when I was four:
SANTA: And what do you want for Christmas?
ME: WORLD DOMINATION! MURDER! SUFFERING! PAIN!
SANTA: o_o
FATHER: Ah, I've raised her well...
My father was and still is a corrupted bastard.
Weeping Angels
Couldn't you just, like, blink one eye at a time. Like, you know, keep one eye open and blink the other and so on?
"The image will be etched into your mind and they can kill you that way."
Isn't that only if you make eye contact with them? I mean, if you look at them from different viewpoints every few seconds or so, and given that the image WOULD be etched into your mind, wouldn't it end up fuzzy due to vigorous eye movement and low levels of eye contact with the statue?
Yes. I've just found a way around the Weeping Angels.
Devious Journal Entry
"You're one of the smartest people I know!"
Because the smartest of people are the most depressed.
"You're one of the nicest people I know!"
Because the nicest of people are the loneliest.
"You have such a bright smile!"
Because the saddest of people smile the brightest.
"You're very wise!"
Because the most damaged of people are the wisest.
"Why aren't you ever ignorant?"
Because ignorance is bliss.
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